A pinch of hair-pulling and a whole lot of fist action

Sunday, May 18, 2008

A very mean, racist and FUNNY conversation

Okay... so this was me and DJ chatting 3 minutes ago... Sorry if I offended anyone...
So the empty spaces are emoticons and stuff

Paco de Jesus: WOW
Paco de Jesus: i have so manY! jokes
catrollan: YEY!!!
Paco de Jesus: for tonight
Paco de Jesus: WHAT DID THE
Paco de Jesus: LEFT EYEBROW
Paco de Jesus: SAY TO THE RIGHT EYEBROW
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: ...
Paco de Jesus: WAHT'S UP BROW!?
catrollan: thats not funny
Paco de Jesus: .....
Paco de Jesus: *dies*
catrollan:
catrollan: im sorry...
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: another one then
catrollan: maybe its better
Paco de Jesus: WALA
Paco de Jesus: DISKORAYDS NA ME
catrollan: racist jokes are the best
Paco de Jesus: HUHU
catrollan: ?
Paco de Jesus: discourage na me
catrollan: ahj!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: now that!
catrollan:
catrollan: is funny!
Paco de Jesus: uhh
catrollan: wait i have a REAL joke
catrollan: its racist though
catrollan: What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
- A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Paco de Jesus: ah
Paco de Jesus: akala ko
Paco de Jesus: a nigger's nose
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan: OHMYGOD!!!!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: WHAT THE HECK!?!?
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: kulangot eh!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: shucks... benta
catrollan:
catrollan: What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
- The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Paco de Jesus: di kaya
Paco de Jesus: some niggas is fly!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: dammit... cant breathe
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: NO AIR
Paco de Jesus: NO AIR
Paco de Jesus: ANOTHER NIGGER SONG!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: !!!!!
catrollan:
catrollan: you are soooo damn racist
Paco de Jesus: NO>???
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: How do you save a nigger from drowning?
- You take your foot of his head!
catrollan:
catrollan: well... thats not really funny
Paco de Jesus has canceled the file transfer.

Paco de Jesus: What do you say when your TV floats at night
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: oh... i know that already...
Paco de Jesus: FREEZE NIGGA
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: how racist
Paco de Jesus: o
Paco de Jesus: wht do you call
Paco de Jesus: white men running down a hill
catrollan: what/
catrollan: ?
Paco de Jesus: an avalanche.
Paco de Jesus: how about brown men?
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: a mudslide.
Paco de Jesus: how about
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: niggas?
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: J-J-J-JAAAAILBREAAAAAK
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: =}))
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: dude
catrollan: its soo fun....
Paco de Jesus:
Paco de Jesus: what is the difference
Paco de Jesus: between a nigger
Paco de Jesus: and a bag of shit?
catrollan: When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
catrollan: ?
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: no
Paco de Jesus: THE BAG
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: o ito advanced level joke
catrollan: damn!!!!
Paco de Jesus: may MATH
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: okay
catrollan: sige
Paco de Jesus: how long does it take a female nigger to take a shit
catrollan: how long?
Paco de Jesus: 9 months?
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan: OMG!
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: those were jokes
Paco de Jesus: from the days
Paco de Jesus: when i was evil...
Paco de Jesus: now i'm good
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: so i dont enjoy them na
catrollan: nuh-uh
Paco de Jesus: i only enjoy
catrollan: !
Paco de Jesus: filipino jokes
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: i eman
Paco de Jesus: not joke sbout filipinos
Paco de Jesus: jokes in filipino
catrollan: you're still eeevil
catrollan:
catrollan: or else you wouldn't enjoy this
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: what the nigger are you saying!
Paco de Jesus: I dont enjoy this!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: what the nigger.....
catrollan: wth?!
Paco de Jesus: gotta censor the word fuck
Paco de Jesus: with the word
Paco de Jesus: nigger!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: joke
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: MEAN!!!!
Paco de Jesus: super evil na
catrollan: well duh!!!!!
Paco de Jesus: =-))
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: i sooo wanna tell you sumth funny but you're gonna make fun
catrollan: and its about me
Paco de Jesus: no
Paco de Jesus: shoot!
catrollan: no!!!! YOU ARE WAY TOO EVIL
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: noooo
catrollan: okay so anyway...
catrollan: i was googling my name and this pic came up
catrollan: it was a black girl with my name at the bottom
catrollan: it was after i googled racist jokes
Paco de Jesus:
Paco de Jesus: evil ka kasi
Paco de Jesus: hahahaha
catrollan: i
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: do you know
catrollan: i bookmarked it
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: limp bizkit?
Paco de Jesus: [HAHAHA]
catrollan: uuhhuh
catrollan: why?
Paco de Jesus: your name on my YM list
Paco de Jesus: is=)
catrollan: is that?!
Paco de Jesus: Catrollin Rollinrollinrollin: is that?!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: what the nigger?!?!?!
Paco de Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Paco de Jesus: A=0)
Paco de Jesus: STRSS KA
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: OMG!!!!
catrollan: that is off the charts funny
Paco de Jesus:
Paco de Jesus: James Pe Lim: pasikat pic mo ah
James Pe Lim:
Paco: pasikat
Paco: mukha mo
Paco: =0)
Paco de Jesus: i'm so mean
Paco de Jesus: =0)
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan: EVIL!
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: i am soooo gonna post this somewhere
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: ARGH
Paco de Jesus:

Final words.... DJ is sooo evil..... And I love it! HAHAHA....

Ciao!

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