A pinch of hair-pulling and a whole lot of fist action

Sunday, May 25, 2008

To the 69 best friends I have

Dearest

Pat, Paco, Marian, Annie, Vince, Kat B., Patbau, Sam, RD, Raffee, Dom, Kryslette, Aisen, Charm, Charms, Mendel, Aileen, James, Patti, Chris, DJ, Emil, RA, Geri, Alyssa, Jed, Suwee, Abbie, Mika, Krystella, Rajie, Bea, Joan, Aladdin, Kate, Arnold, Dana, Paola, Jules, K. Lo, Carlo, Erv, Ella, Esther, Reg, Mark, Kross, Sarah, Reg, Jela, Migz, Issa, Corr, Regine, Kat R., Steph, Anjo, Melvin, Mac, Trish, Billy, Jillian, Karla, Dann, Ryan, Eka, Josh, John and Shelds:

It was bound to end this way... Tears, emotions, blood and guts spilling out... Graduation day was the best and worst day... Love and appreciation was at an all time high but happiness was at a low... I will never forget how you made my summer the best one so far... I will never forget the memories and the times and experiences we shared but most of all... I will never forget you.

I will never forget our Meebo, sabaw and nosebleed moments... I will never forget how I felt stupid in your presence during Math... I will never forget our plays... I will never forget the one star that showed up for our star gazing... I will never forget Eastwood and Iron Man... I will never forget the jokes no matter how racist they are... I will never forget the codenames... I will never forget how special and loved you made me feel...

AJSS 41... this was and is the REAL SHIZZLE...

We are less than 3 but more than infinity (no matter how much Paco will protest the impossibility of this)

All I ask in return is that you too may not forget me...

Whenever you're lost, remember, you'll always have a space in my heart.

I love you!

XOXO,
Cat Rollan

Thursday, May 22, 2008

queena.....

Queena knows me... yey!!!!
Special Mention...
I love her!!!
Now I love math!!!
AJSS is less than three!!!

Read my other posts!!!

ciao!

OKAY.... Hilarious!!!!

I was supposed to do something... a survey but ill just save it for something else

for the sake of someone who's sooo scared he's gonna be run down... i changed someone's name... but for the ajss-ers who know who would say these things... you'd know who wrote them...

So it all started with: Ni chang chang tsai wuo te sin li

then coz of Arnold, it became: ni zhang zhang zai wo de xin li

then coz of the guy who wanted his name to be censored which we will call Sally, it became: ni chang chang zai wo de xin li

So there... I told Sally to go to Arnold and tell him about the correction... this was what happened...

THE BLANK ONES ARE =)) emoticons

Sally: It's chang chang
Sally: sorry
Sally: oc
Sally: hahahahahah
catrollan: really?
Sally: yes
catrollan: tell that to arnold...
Sally: zhang zhang
catrollan:
sally: means long long
sally: chang chang
sally: means always
sally:
catrollan: oh.... okay
catrollan: ill change it then

So then there... after that... arnold buzzed me...

Arnold: Sally: zhang zhang = long long
sally: chang chang = always
sally:
sally: intonation, brother
Arnold: yay
Arnold: you just proved
Arnold: you're more chinese than me
Arnold: =)
catrollan:

then... sally buzzed me...

sally: gago si arnold
sally: he only posted the part
catrollan:
sally: where i hadn't
sally: SCHOOLED HIM YET
sally: I ABSOLUTELY OWNED
catrollan:
sally: ALL HIS ARGUMENTS
sally: just you wait.
sally: i'll copy paste the real shizzle
catrollan: dammit... now i can't breathe
sally: Sally: intonation, brother
Sally: )
Arnold: yay
Arnold: you just proved
Arnold: you're more chinese than me
Sally: no
Arnold: =)
Sally: i just proved
Sally: that i studied
Sally: my chinese more
Sally: 'cause i need to study more
Sally: to pass
Sally: whilst it is innate in you
Sally: to understand/recognize many parts of the language
Sally:
Arnold: takes one to study one
Arnold: magsusunset gazing ba tayo bukas?
Arnold: @_@
Sally: i am not english
Sally: but i study english
arnold: ohhh you aer so wise sally i will now shrink into my chinese hole under the ground and weep for confucius and his long beard 'cause i am a gi. you are a truly nationalistic filipino man
catrollan: ohmygod.,,,,
Sally:
catrollan: that is soooo hilarious!
catrollan: oh yeah... im posting it pala
catrollan:
Sally: CAN YOU PLEASE AT LEAST CHANGE MY NAME
Sally: IN YOUR *nailcutter* BLOG
catrollan:
Sally: KASI AYAW KONG MAKAOFFEND
sally:
catrollan:
Sally: Kung may *nincompoop* magbasa niyan
Sally: patay ako
catrollan: my blog is NOT *nosebleed* blog
Sally: at ang pamilya ko!
catrollan:
catrollan:
sally: CAN YOU JUST CHANGE THE GODDAM NAME
sally:
catrollan: okay
sally: thanks
sally:
sally: now i aint gotta run up on them *nectar* foos!
catrollan: dammit sally... seriously i cannot breathe
Sally:
catrollan:
Sally:
Sally: omg Piolo's on themultiply advertisement <33333333333333
Sally:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: WHAT>!
catrollan: WHERE?!
Sally: =}))
Sally: multiply homepage <3

NOTE: this blog is not racist... i am NOT racist...

Seriously people :|

=))

Being a racist is a ticket to having a "mapangwasak na Ordo Amoris"

2 more days and it'll all end

No it wont!

We won't let it end...

The AJ night was absolutely crazy and fun... =)) and tiring... anyway...

I love you guys!!!! All 69 of you... plus the teachers and the people at the OAA...

And the guard i see at xavier hall every morning

And the halls and SECs and CTC and everything

I don't wanna go back to school just yet... :((

Ciao!

OKAY....

Sunday, May 18, 2008

A very mean, racist and FUNNY conversation

Okay... so this was me and DJ chatting 3 minutes ago... Sorry if I offended anyone...
So the empty spaces are emoticons and stuff

Paco de Jesus: WOW
Paco de Jesus: i have so manY! jokes
catrollan: YEY!!!
Paco de Jesus: for tonight
Paco de Jesus: WHAT DID THE
Paco de Jesus: LEFT EYEBROW
Paco de Jesus: SAY TO THE RIGHT EYEBROW
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: ...
Paco de Jesus: WAHT'S UP BROW!?
catrollan: thats not funny
Paco de Jesus: .....
Paco de Jesus: *dies*
catrollan:
catrollan: im sorry...
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: another one then
catrollan: maybe its better
Paco de Jesus: WALA
Paco de Jesus: DISKORAYDS NA ME
catrollan: racist jokes are the best
Paco de Jesus: HUHU
catrollan: ?
Paco de Jesus: discourage na me
catrollan: ahj!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: now that!
catrollan:
catrollan: is funny!
Paco de Jesus: uhh
catrollan: wait i have a REAL joke
catrollan: its racist though
catrollan: What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
- A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Paco de Jesus: ah
Paco de Jesus: akala ko
Paco de Jesus: a nigger's nose
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan: OHMYGOD!!!!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: WHAT THE HECK!?!?
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: kulangot eh!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: shucks... benta
catrollan:
catrollan: What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
- The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Paco de Jesus: di kaya
Paco de Jesus: some niggas is fly!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: dammit... cant breathe
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: NO AIR
Paco de Jesus: NO AIR
Paco de Jesus: ANOTHER NIGGER SONG!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: !!!!!
catrollan:
catrollan: you are soooo damn racist
Paco de Jesus: NO>???
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: How do you save a nigger from drowning?
- You take your foot of his head!
catrollan:
catrollan: well... thats not really funny
Paco de Jesus has canceled the file transfer.

Paco de Jesus: What do you say when your TV floats at night
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: oh... i know that already...
Paco de Jesus: FREEZE NIGGA
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: how racist
Paco de Jesus: o
Paco de Jesus: wht do you call
Paco de Jesus: white men running down a hill
catrollan: what/
catrollan: ?
Paco de Jesus: an avalanche.
Paco de Jesus: how about brown men?
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: a mudslide.
Paco de Jesus: how about
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: niggas?
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: J-J-J-JAAAAILBREAAAAAK
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: =}))
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: dude
catrollan: its soo fun....
Paco de Jesus:
Paco de Jesus: what is the difference
Paco de Jesus: between a nigger
Paco de Jesus: and a bag of shit?
catrollan: When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
catrollan: ?
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: no
Paco de Jesus: THE BAG
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: o ito advanced level joke
catrollan: damn!!!!
Paco de Jesus: may MATH
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: okay
catrollan: sige
Paco de Jesus: how long does it take a female nigger to take a shit
catrollan: how long?
Paco de Jesus: 9 months?
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan: OMG!
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: those were jokes
Paco de Jesus: from the days
Paco de Jesus: when i was evil...
Paco de Jesus: now i'm good
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: so i dont enjoy them na
catrollan: nuh-uh
Paco de Jesus: i only enjoy
catrollan: !
Paco de Jesus: filipino jokes
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: i eman
Paco de Jesus: not joke sbout filipinos
Paco de Jesus: jokes in filipino
catrollan: you're still eeevil
catrollan:
catrollan: or else you wouldn't enjoy this
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: what the nigger are you saying!
Paco de Jesus: I dont enjoy this!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: what the nigger.....
catrollan: wth?!
Paco de Jesus: gotta censor the word fuck
Paco de Jesus: with the word
Paco de Jesus: nigger!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: joke
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: MEAN!!!!
Paco de Jesus: super evil na
catrollan: well duh!!!!!
Paco de Jesus: =-))
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: i sooo wanna tell you sumth funny but you're gonna make fun
catrollan: and its about me
Paco de Jesus: no
Paco de Jesus: shoot!
catrollan: no!!!! YOU ARE WAY TOO EVIL
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: noooo
catrollan: okay so anyway...
catrollan: i was googling my name and this pic came up
catrollan: it was a black girl with my name at the bottom
catrollan: it was after i googled racist jokes
Paco de Jesus:
Paco de Jesus: evil ka kasi
Paco de Jesus: hahahaha
catrollan: i
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: do you know
catrollan: i bookmarked it
catrollan: what?
Paco de Jesus: limp bizkit?
Paco de Jesus: [HAHAHA]
catrollan: uuhhuh
catrollan: why?
Paco de Jesus: your name on my YM list
Paco de Jesus: is=)
catrollan: is that?!
Paco de Jesus: Catrollin Rollinrollinrollin: is that?!
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: what the nigger?!?!?!
Paco de Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Paco de Jesus: A=0)
Paco de Jesus: STRSS KA
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan:
catrollan: OMG!!!!
catrollan: that is off the charts funny
Paco de Jesus:
Paco de Jesus: James Pe Lim: pasikat pic mo ah
James Pe Lim:
Paco: pasikat
Paco: mukha mo
Paco: =0)
Paco de Jesus: i'm so mean
Paco de Jesus: =0)
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan:
catrollan: EVIL!
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus:
catrollan: i am soooo gonna post this somewhere
catrollan:
Paco de Jesus: ARGH
Paco de Jesus:

Final words.... DJ is sooo evil..... And I love it! HAHAHA....

Ciao!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

What the heck is wrong with you people???

We're seniors already...

So instead of obsessing with others lives...

Or divulging people's secrets (oh yeah, it's equally pathetic...

Or being self-gratifying hypocrites...

Take a step back and see first in a mirror the muck that surrounds your daily existence...

I have my friends...

I grew up...

I do NOT obsess anymore...

You guys better get your acts together or else it'll all come to you like a bullet train...

Oh yeah! To YOU... I still know the skeletons you hide in your closet...

But I'm not gonna use them against you...

It's beneath me...

And frankly, I'm way out of your league...

-----------------------AJSS FOREVER!!!!-----------------------------

Hahaha... ang labo...

i love ajss!!

pics found in my multiply (yes... its not extinct anymore)

ajss... read next post

to those who get satisfaction out of gossip (i don't anymore, for those who say i'm a hypocrite) and messing with people's heads... you guys are two things:


SAD. PATHETIC.

Leave people alone!

Unless you're gonna be nice...

One thing I learned in THE Ateneo....




Lux In Domino



Read it. Study it. BE IT!



Ciao!

scared...

Okay i am sooo scared...

ajss will end in 6 days... i won't see my 69 friends no more... my beloved teachers: QLC!!!! Sir Gad!!!! DOCTOR Real Shizzle!!!! Sir Clint!!!! Dr. Macapagal!!!! :((... Waxxman too... :( I love you all :((

I dont want this too end just yet...

I'm gonna miss Faura, Eliazo, Cervini, CTC, the SECs, the Foyers, Escaler Hall, PCIB, the rooftop, Gonzaga, Xavier, Kostka, JGSOM, Katipunan, the star-gazing area...

I'm sooooo gonna miss everyone!!!!!

I'm gonna miss the most....

Jela, Regine, Sarah, Billy- my eating buddies
Eka- my sister
Corr- my soulmate
Marian- the only one who knows THE song
Dom- my laugh-mate!!!!
Mendel- emo-much! Hahaha... kidding...
Vince- comp camp!!!!!!
Geri- GERIIII :((
Alyssa- my almost dorm mate
Reg- cute!!!!
Emil- even though you keep on bugging me
Rajie and RA- RACISM!!!!!!!!!! One day, we shall have our racial cosplay!! And it shall be the best racial cosplay in the world!!!! (Joke!)
John- i'll miss your obsessions with sir gus... :))
DJ- Kumon!!!!
Melvin- Dude!!!! I didn't know you were good in sports!!!!
Aisen- wherever this girl is, laging my camera na nakasunod
Sam- i love!!!!!! my profile
Carlo- finally, nag-usap rin tayo hahahaha kidding :D
PACO!!!! (nuff said)

Okay... i am tooooooooo sleepy to continue so im just gonna post again later :D
23 done 46 to go... dont worry... im gonna continue this... i didn't forget about you!

Hellz Yeah!

Hellz Yeah!

FuNnY!

I was just going over my blog. I gotta say, It's kinda funny when someone reads her own thoughts...