SH*T (hahaha)

Damn..... I've never felt this dumb and stupid...

Okay... so put 70 of the best minds of the Philippines (Oh, 69, im not exactly part of that, I just got a break with AJSS) and teach em all kind of cool crap they're not gonna use til they become college sophomores and what do you get>>>>>?????? A super overload...

Damn!!!! The mere fact that im stressing over PASSING just goes to show how sucky my school is. I study every single day even on weekends and I still can't like understand the lessons fully......

Im in computer camp now and im meebo-ing... I'm not getting anything into the stupid little brain that I have. Okay... I'm gonna cut this short...

I hate JUST PASSING.....

I hate studying

I hate knowing that there are a lot of people smarter than me

(I can't take it that other people are perfect)

Damn... Im screwed.... seriously...























Help?

AJSS update

Okay... so since today's a Friday (thank God for that) i finally have time to blog!!!
Yes, my minions... i am posting again... Just to give you an insight of what just happened today, here it is... oh yeah, it goes backwards :D

So Everyday, I go home and study math, read readings (muhuhuhahaha) and umm literally fall down and sleep.. that is of course after i take a bath, brush my teeth and pray to God... After all, while I need my rest and recouperation, I do not want to be in eternal damnation... so there... Gawd... that sounded better in my head...

So... right now, im stealing photos from AJ-ers... so this is how my past few days went

We have poetry for English... I hate it... Ars Poetica... More like Arse Poetica... If the teacher just wasn't really good, i would have skipped the class... kidding.. as if...

Philosophy, Sir Gus brought his little kid!!! HAHAHA... so cute!!!! We watched a portion of Tinimbang ka Ngunit Kulang... its a Lino Brocka film... way back when Christopher de Leon had no nose job and he still could act.... Beadle-man aka Mac-mac... im sorry... you are, after all, the one and only beadle-man :D... held a wire all throughout the film... aww.... you rock! Hahaha...

Oh yeah, i've been taking a lot of notes for Philo... not necessarily the kind that i need for tests and stuff... I was taking down what funny words he said... then!!!! came Psych... Damn... I was soooo noisy!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS GOOD... My two seatmates (you know who you are!!! :)) ) made me laugh hysterically!!!! DAMN!!!! Then I was called to read an essay... IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I WAS CALLED TO BE NOISY!!!! HAHAHA.... I was kinda noisy... :D Plus! All the doodles in my Philo paper!!! DUDE!!!

Then again, I have been laughing A LOT lately...

I didn't get the role I wanted for the play... tear... :(

It's all good though

PE was so damn fun!!!! GAWD!!!! I was in the zone!!! :)) :)) :)) Melvin, John and Jillian are soooo good!!!! I hit Emil... SORRY!!! :D I love dodgeball!!!!! We won once... hahaha... anyway... better find another red shirt... (im in the red team... go figure)

Art's camp wasn't really an art's camp.. it was more like a talk... Aladdin, Mendel, Beadle-man Mac-mac, Eka and Jules kept on saying Duan Diao... dude!!! When I learned the translation, i kept on laughing!!! HAHAHA...

Achilles has his heel as his weakness in tagalog it would be alipunga--- that's what the speaker said... it's not funny :(... Then!!!! Mendel and Aladdin asked what alipunga was.... Mendel asked if it was like dandruff!!!! :)) :)) :)) Piece of crap with feathers and a hobo lying on a gutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i said, no... more like a foot infection...

Sadly, the QLC-Mendel era has ended... :( QLC is sooo cute :D AND SMART!

Regine loves Paco... :))

For Jam... dude is now extinct... it ended the way it began... quick... at least it wasn't painful... it was more of like fleeting...

Jules would make a lovely Juliet!!!!!

Emil loves his purple fur!!! Ibooong.... a-DARNA!!!!

Dan and his snot... it will live forever in the history books :))

Cross is so good at evading dodge ballssss

Made a new friend... Kat B. Hi! :))

Made one more new friend... Karla (did i spell it right?)

SLEEP SOUNDS SOOO GOOD RIGHT NOW!!!

Im stealing photos... credits go to Eka, Geri, Kat R. and whomever I find on the net :D

Let's make a shirt!!!!

I FINALLY GET MATH!!!

I LOVE AJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>>>>>>>>>>>>> :D

I wish it'd never end.... we should all go to the Ateneo and take the same course and have the same classes!!!!!!!!

Ciao! You know you love me!

AJSS

Damn DUDE!!!!

I SO LOOOOVE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn.... Pure Dumb Luck!!!!

Blessing from God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Props to da man!!!!

So far so good!

Subjects:

* English B

The best english class ever!!!! I love the stories and stuff... Sir Lim is reeeeaaaaaallyyyyyy smart...

* Philo Filipino

"This is the real shizzle... I am the real shizzle"
"Stop your bitchin about Filipino Philosophy"
"We spend shitloads of money on you nerds"
"You are the cream of the crap!"
"Bear with me, children.
"Your purpose is to come here and mate and produce SUPER NERDS!!!!"

OMG!!!! I sooooo love this teacher!!!!!!!!!!! Suuuper funny!!!! Oh yeah! I almost forgot

"I don't care about the egg in the cave. I just want my pokemon to beat your pokemon!"

* Math

The future of the country relies on matrices!!!! Dr. Queena is the BEST math teacher PERIOD! So smart, so respectable and so NICE!!!!! I was super intimidated but she is sooooo nice!!!!!!! DUDE!!!!

(Crap... i pressed a button and everything went blank... thank God for the drafts
And NO Emil, LIVE JOURNAL IS NOT BETTER)

* Psychology

TELEKINESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love psych... the lessons are really cool... Dr. Macapagal is soft-spoken and really nice!

* PHYSICS

FUNNY!!!!!!!!! (right Dom?!?!??!?!?!)
Can't stop laughing.... Side comments and stuff!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I need more work on Physics coz its really hard!!!!!

"Sir 5 minutes pa.... I don't get the joke"

OMG!!!! REALLLYYYYY FUNNY!!!!

Laughing is really contagious!!!!!!

(We were talking about clubs)

Me: That's unfair... we have like only one club
The Ateneans: YOU ONLY HAVE 1 CLUB IN SCHOOL!?!??!
*insert explanation here, also laughter and hysteria*

Our play i think is going to be sure thing...
I wanted Mac-Macbeth or Noah's Ark the musical or AJSS the musical...

That's it for now! Ciao!

Facts of life in MY world!

Okay... so boredom strikes me again...

I am soooo bored that I take Minesweeper seriously!!! HOW SAD IS THAT!!!! Fine, so it's not fair that I go out most days of the week but dude! A girl can't take an hour of nothing to do!!!!

So I'm watching Felicity now. And I must say, it's super AWESOME!!!! So there's this guy Noel and in the US of A, they pronounce it weirdly. Like Coal but with an N. So at first I was like screaming, okay so it's not exactly screaming, more like telling the TV off, "HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR STUPID NAME?!" Hahahahaha!!!!! Obsessive right??? So there. Then I was like gnoll??? OHMYGOD!!!! This is how I get when I'm bored... I get paranoid over miniscule stuff. SO there! Until this Ukranian dude said NO-EL. Then I laughed at myself. God I'm stupid... (How stupid is this though, I'm airing my stupidity to you guys and the whole world)

Anyway, so Felicity always says the word APPARENTLY... Which is one of my fave words... of all time... just coz of the way it sounds...uh-pae-rent-lee... I SOOOO LOVE IT....

I AM SOOOOOOOOO BORED!!!!!!!

I somehow kinda feel as if I'm like Truman from the movie,... The guy who's life is all made up and is actually shown on tv.... coz of all the coincidences like im reading this book... or series of books... its called Left Behind... (Dude, I finished 3 books and they're 400 pages each in less than a week =))) and its stellar!
ANyway.... so i turn on the tv and then i see axn has this new series... and guess what?!?!?!?!?!?! It's about the book i've been reading!!!! (Bookssss, sorry correction).... There!

So i'm OC about umm... FIlipino and English pronounciation mistakes... (UMM>>> TELL ME AN SHSIAN WHO ISNT?) So I was in SM and I asked a dude... I was like "Kuya, do you have hand paddles????" And the dude was like "Wala po kaming FADDULS maam"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH!!!!!!!

MORE TO COME!!!

Signing off...

DUDE :|

This is what happens when you put a bored gliteratti near a pc...

SURVEYS (Yes, i am THAT bored)

*Credits go to Pam and Karol

START.

10 WHAT’S
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
` Its ELEVEN already?!
2. What did you do last night?
` Stare at the ceiling
3. What is the most important part of your life?
` the part where i don't die? (wtf???? :| hahahaaha)
4. What would you rather be doing right now?
` Talking to Kim Raikonnen
5. What did you last cry over?
` yesterday, when an old lady stole my lollipop
6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
`a mirror... that way i can laugh at how pathetic (and pretty hahaha) i look
8. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
` wit
9. What are you worried about?
` bugs eating me
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?
` upcoming sale during the weekend!!!!! NOSTALGIA!!!

NINE HAVE YOU’S
1. Have you ever liked someone while you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
` yeeee... no. ;)
2. Have you ever had a broken heart?
` last time i checked it was still alive and kicking
4. Have you ever been out of the country?
` uhhuh.
5. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
` yes... like answer a ridiculous survey... pretty much resembles this one
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
` hell yeah
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?
` NO!
8. Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
` NO!
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
` uhhuh...

EIGHT WHO’S
1. Who was the last person, aside from family, you saw?
` my yaya :D
2. Who was the last person you kissed?
` Nicky, my marshmallow lookin brother
3. Who was the last person you texted?
` last year's COL seniors0
4. Who was the last person to call you?
` My dad
5. Who was your first crush?
` you do NOT wanna know HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
6. Who is the last person who texted you?
` Ate Nic
7. Who is the last person you freaked out on?
` My mom
8. Who did you last hug?
` Marshmallow-head

SEVEN WHEN’S
1.When was your last shower?
` just awhile ago.... its damn hot....
2. When did you last see your mom?
` Last night
3. When was your last time you saw your dad?
` Same as my mom
4. When did you last dress up?
` Like really dress up??? Last night :D
5. When was the last time you cried?
` Weren't you listening to my old lady story?????? (:| idiot.... HAHAHAHHAHA)
6. When did you last go to the movies and with whom?
` I do NOT see movies... still too much painful memories (stupid old lady!)
7. When did you last listen to music?
` in the shower awhile ago

SIX WHERE’S
1. Where does your best friend live?
` i do not have A best friend
2. Where did you last go?
` MoA
3. Where did you last hang out?
` MOA!!!!!!! (she said, with a hint of agitation)
4. Where do you go to school?
` SHSqc.
5. Where is your favorite place to be?
` right now, the shower....
6. Where did you sleep last night?
` a bed.... DUH!

FIVE DO’S/DOES
1. Do you like someone right now?
` :D does myself count? (hahahahahhaa....)... anyway, i ain't telling
2. Do they like you too?
` yes, the whole world likes me too...
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
` what could be better than me? (Georgina Wilson, Kate Beckinsale...) YOU CAN STOP NOW! argh...
4. Do you know the muffin man?
` The one on Drury Lane????
5. Does the future scare you?
` who isn't?

FOUR WHY’S
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?
` coz they make me smile, laugh and occasionally cry coz of laughing
2. Why did you get a myspace?
` i do NOT have one... myspace is for teenage molesters and other people
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
` coz they think the name's pretty :D
4. Why are you doing this survey?
` coz i'm stupid... Hahaha

THREE IF’S
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
` Omnipotence :))
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
` uhhuh
3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be?
` the human race (that's like, one thing right?)

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
` N.O. and there's a good reason (hahahahahaha)
2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
` YES :D

END.

ANOTHER SURVEY... I think this is cool though

BASTUSAN SURVEY: How will you seriously
answer someone in the following
situations given? What if someone
(STRANGER) insults you or tells you
this...

01. ang arte mo!
i know, right??? (then stab the person in the back followed by an evil laugh!!!)

02. mas matalino naman ako sayo
you wish! Muhuhuhuhahahah

03. crush ako ng crush mo?
really? then he must be blind.... or a big moron

04. ang bobo mo pala sa math!
In a parallel universe, malamang totoo yan

05. bilisan mo naman!
chill! (NOW THAT WASN'T EVEN AN INSULT... Damn, this thing is WEAK! I can come up with better insults myself!)

06. ang sungit mo!
Only to you!

07. gusto mo ng away?
wait, coming back with come-backs is really hard when the person insulted you in Filipino...

08. takot ka ata sakin eh?
Uhhuh... that's coz you look like a giant cockroach!!!!

9. mas mahal niya ko!
:| that's coz everyone hates you...

10. ang bababa naman ng mga grades mo!
Really? EXCUSE ME! Talk to a mirror!

What if sinabi ito sa'yo ng CRUSH mo?

01. crush kita.
ugh... not again... (hahahaha... kidding :D)

02. hindi kita mahal.
okay... so?

03. mahal na kita.
NOT AGAIN!>?!?!>?!!<>J#&!#^ (hahahaha... kidding... :D)

04. pakopya naman ng assignment.
Wait... could you get it for me? It's stuck way up in your ass

05. crush ko un friend mo
My dog??? (man's best friend.. get a clue!) HAHAHHAHAHAHA

06. pwedeng patabi sa upuan?
Yeah, sure whatever (looking all calm and collected but feeling all giddy inside)

07. pwede mo ba akong isayaw?
Huh? umm... umm... *faint Hahahahhahah

08. feeling ko may gusto ka sakin?
Really? I thought it was YOU who liked me... hahahahahahahah

09. ang cute mong mag-smile.
*trying not to smile... :))

10. bakit ang bait mo sakin?
I'm nice to everyone!

Eh kapag parents mo nagsabi sa'yo nito?

01. umuwi ka ng maaga
Okay... whatever

2. magaling ka palang sumayaw.
thanks

03. hindi ka na pwedeng pumasok sa klase.
YOU obviously have NOT met my 'rents

Eh kapag teacher mo nagsabi sa'yo nito?

01 . kailangan kong makausap ang magulang mo.
okay.... *seize erratically

02 . ang makita kong mangopya mamatay na!
good luck four-eyes... Hahahaha kidding (i do NOT cheat!)

ANOTHER SURVEY... Gawd! I am soooo bored!!!!