DUDE :|

This is what happens when you put a bored gliteratti near a pc...

SURVEYS (Yes, i am THAT bored)

*Credits go to Pam and Karol

START.

10 WHAT’S
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
` Its ELEVEN already?!
2. What did you do last night?
` Stare at the ceiling
3. What is the most important part of your life?
` the part where i don't die? (wtf???? :| hahahaaha)
4. What would you rather be doing right now?
` Talking to Kim Raikonnen
5. What did you last cry over?
` yesterday, when an old lady stole my lollipop
6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
`a mirror... that way i can laugh at how pathetic (and pretty hahaha) i look
8. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
` wit
9. What are you worried about?
` bugs eating me
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?
` upcoming sale during the weekend!!!!! NOSTALGIA!!!

NINE HAVE YOU’S
1. Have you ever liked someone while you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
` yeeee... no. ;)
2. Have you ever had a broken heart?
` last time i checked it was still alive and kicking
4. Have you ever been out of the country?
` uhhuh.
5. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
` yes... like answer a ridiculous survey... pretty much resembles this one
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
` hell yeah
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?
` NO!
8. Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
` NO!
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
` uhhuh...

EIGHT WHO’S
1. Who was the last person, aside from family, you saw?
` my yaya :D
2. Who was the last person you kissed?
` Nicky, my marshmallow lookin brother
3. Who was the last person you texted?
` last year's COL seniors0
4. Who was the last person to call you?
` My dad
5. Who was your first crush?
` you do NOT wanna know HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
6. Who is the last person who texted you?
` Ate Nic
7. Who is the last person you freaked out on?
` My mom
8. Who did you last hug?
` Marshmallow-head

SEVEN WHEN’S
1.When was your last shower?
` just awhile ago.... its damn hot....
2. When did you last see your mom?
` Last night
3. When was your last time you saw your dad?
` Same as my mom
4. When did you last dress up?
` Like really dress up??? Last night :D
5. When was the last time you cried?
` Weren't you listening to my old lady story?????? (:| idiot.... HAHAHAHHAHA)
6. When did you last go to the movies and with whom?
` I do NOT see movies... still too much painful memories (stupid old lady!)
7. When did you last listen to music?
` in the shower awhile ago

SIX WHERE’S
1. Where does your best friend live?
` i do not have A best friend
2. Where did you last go?
` MoA
3. Where did you last hang out?
` MOA!!!!!!! (she said, with a hint of agitation)
4. Where do you go to school?
` SHSqc.
5. Where is your favorite place to be?
` right now, the shower....
6. Where did you sleep last night?
` a bed.... DUH!

FIVE DO’S/DOES
1. Do you like someone right now?
` :D does myself count? (hahahahahhaa....)... anyway, i ain't telling
2. Do they like you too?
` yes, the whole world likes me too...
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
` what could be better than me? (Georgina Wilson, Kate Beckinsale...) YOU CAN STOP NOW! argh...
4. Do you know the muffin man?
` The one on Drury Lane????
5. Does the future scare you?
` who isn't?

FOUR WHY’S
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?
` coz they make me smile, laugh and occasionally cry coz of laughing
2. Why did you get a myspace?
` i do NOT have one... myspace is for teenage molesters and other people
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
` coz they think the name's pretty :D
4. Why are you doing this survey?
` coz i'm stupid... Hahaha

THREE IF’S
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
` Omnipotence :))
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
` uhhuh
3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be?
` the human race (that's like, one thing right?)

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
` N.O. and there's a good reason (hahahahahaha)
2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
` YES :D

END.

ANOTHER SURVEY... I think this is cool though

BASTUSAN SURVEY: How will you seriously
answer someone in the following
situations given? What if someone
(STRANGER) insults you or tells you
this...

01. ang arte mo!
i know, right??? (then stab the person in the back followed by an evil laugh!!!)

02. mas matalino naman ako sayo
you wish! Muhuhuhuhahahah

03. crush ako ng crush mo?
really? then he must be blind.... or a big moron

04. ang bobo mo pala sa math!
In a parallel universe, malamang totoo yan

05. bilisan mo naman!
chill! (NOW THAT WASN'T EVEN AN INSULT... Damn, this thing is WEAK! I can come up with better insults myself!)

06. ang sungit mo!
Only to you!

07. gusto mo ng away?
wait, coming back with come-backs is really hard when the person insulted you in Filipino...

08. takot ka ata sakin eh?
Uhhuh... that's coz you look like a giant cockroach!!!!

9. mas mahal niya ko!
:| that's coz everyone hates you...

10. ang bababa naman ng mga grades mo!
Really? EXCUSE ME! Talk to a mirror!

What if sinabi ito sa'yo ng CRUSH mo?

01. crush kita.
ugh... not again... (hahahaha... kidding :D)

02. hindi kita mahal.
okay... so?

03. mahal na kita.
NOT AGAIN!>?!?!>?!!<>J#&!#^ (hahahaha... kidding... :D)

04. pakopya naman ng assignment.
Wait... could you get it for me? It's stuck way up in your ass

05. crush ko un friend mo
My dog??? (man's best friend.. get a clue!) HAHAHHAHAHAHA

06. pwedeng patabi sa upuan?
Yeah, sure whatever (looking all calm and collected but feeling all giddy inside)

07. pwede mo ba akong isayaw?
Huh? umm... umm... *faint Hahahahhahah

08. feeling ko may gusto ka sakin?
Really? I thought it was YOU who liked me... hahahahahahahah

09. ang cute mong mag-smile.
*trying not to smile... :))

10. bakit ang bait mo sakin?
I'm nice to everyone!

Eh kapag parents mo nagsabi sa'yo nito?

01. umuwi ka ng maaga
Okay... whatever

2. magaling ka palang sumayaw.
thanks

03. hindi ka na pwedeng pumasok sa klase.
YOU obviously have NOT met my 'rents

Eh kapag teacher mo nagsabi sa'yo nito?

01 . kailangan kong makausap ang magulang mo.
okay.... *seize erratically

02 . ang makita kong mangopya mamatay na!
good luck four-eyes... Hahahaha kidding (i do NOT cheat!)

ANOTHER SURVEY... Gawd! I am soooo bored!!!!