Why am I thanking God? Well, the biggest of my pleasures is that I won't get to vote. Seriously, The candidates of this election suck. We've got the trapos at one side (traditional politicians... a.k.a. old withering minds... just kidding) and the young hot blooded on the other (examples: Alan Peter Cayetano and Francis Escudero) Here's my take on the candidates...
Let's start with Cayetano
=All I here is BLAH BLAH BLAH... seriously, SHUT UP!... Oh what? what? I'm sorry, I can't here you... Just Shut up okay?
Next up is Manny Villar
= Pick a side and freeze!!!! Okay??? It's not a casino where you can gamble on either side!!! Choose, administration or opposition.
Let's talk about Francis Escudero
= Here's another blabber mouth. All you can do is speak against Gloria. I don't like her either but the least you can do is make one law!!!! You're in the congress for crying out loud!!!
Sonia Roco
= I saw your interview with Boy Abunda and I gotta say, you're smart. But stop using Raul Roco as your campaign ad. Its getting kinda old. You know. With Miriam and her whole Spiritual commercial thingy... You gotta stop the sentiments
GO (the whole running opposition)
= I hope nobody votes for you because... YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLATFORM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! You only want Gloria out. Thanks a lot for helping the country!!! But Gloria is the least of our problems
I give props to:
Kiko Pangilinan
= He stands up for what he believes in. You know. The whole I ain't rooting for GMA but I ain't opposition either. You did a good thing by not joining GO
Ralph Recto
= Thanks for making the e-vat law... i think its splendid... yuck, who uses that word?
Joker Arroyo
= You're the smartest smart ass out there. Strategy: He ain't opposition but he criticizes. And he doesn't say BLAH BLAH BLAH... like the other guys do...
AS I SAID, thank God I ain't 18. Thank God I ain't 17. Choose wisely Filipinos. You've got no choice.
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