A pinch of hair-pulling and a whole lot of fist action

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Thoughts of an exothermic mind

I am so gonna explode!!!!! I hate mediocrity, superficiality and nonsensical girl insecurities. Well, instead of ranting about how suck-y this year is, (except for prom, clique and a new friend whom I thought to be a tough piece of work) I will release tension in a little thing I'd like to call...

Me Hatin on Other People's Business (Don't worry, this is all political and Hollywood talk)

1. The moronic Philippine government

Don't get me wrong, I love my country (coz its so pretty) but I hate the people in it or at least running it. Our government has gone beyond moronic, idiotic and pathetic. It has now entered a new zone called hilarious. Yes ladies and gentlemen, HILARIOUS. Frickin tuna sandwich on a curling iron. This is just too stupid to make up. Even Mario Puzo would have to go through 11 hurricanes and 200 piercings to invent this kind of material. The people running the show are clearly corrupt and conceited. Not to mention showy, satirical and even almost over-the-top showbiz. First the scandalously patched up ZTE deal (what the hell happened to that????) then the Glorietta bombings (again, what the hell happened to that???????). GOD!!!! It'll only be a matter of time 'til I hear of another controversy. Oh wait! Now I remember, the stupid airport thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one about us ranking with Bangladesh... WTH!?!?!?! Props to my peeps in Bangladesh and all. I love you guys over there and no offence meant but what the heck is wrong with the frickin country called the Philippines?????????? (Trying to keep my language reader-friendly.. and as you can see it is sooper hard for me to do so... so please bear with me :D) Aren't we called the Pearl of the Orient??? Oh yeah, I guess you can find fake ones in Divisoria... Maybe that's the kind of pearls we are... Sorry, you are (Reader... excluding you... Since you are reading this article and probably nodding your head at the same time... You might just be a decent person).

Next, I'd have to blame the stupid citizens (not all) who voted for these people and who don't have the guts to fight the system and run themselves. This is a DEMOCRACY... This is a REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!! We aren't inbreds or anything.... Piece of crud.... You complain and do nothing about it... Perhaps you could say the same thing to me but I'm only 15 years old. The best thing I could do is make people aware... (a.k.a. this blog) But you adults (not all!) have the right of suffrage... SUFFRAGE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!

Okay, don't vote, sell your vote or vote just for the sake of fun... see if I care... In a few years' time, your grandkids are going to suffer...

I hate ignorant people... They are the scum beneath the scum which is the people above. Ignorant people come in different forms- the people who simply are stoic, people who don't want to deal with things, and people who think they better worry about themselves.... The breeds of which take form in rich people who invest in the government and have secret dealings with them under the table and the middle class, who might be the most powerful class of all, seeing that the rich and the ultra-rich are too few and the poor are not as blessed in educational opportunities. Thanks a lot for the ignorance!!!! It is because of you that we are consistent in failing to meet global standards and for making the daily wage impossibly livable.

What if the Koreans ran for presidency??? Hmm.... Eh, just a thought
What if Eddie Gil won as president???
What if we actually listened to our Filipino teachers talking about Noli Me Tangere during class???

I say, we go for communism... It worked for China...

Or perhaps a monarchial society... Works for Brunei

How bout Parliament??? Did the job in Britain...

Or just let Ms. Teenage Propaganda sit in the golden throne??? THE BEST IDEA

Then I could just whip all your asses into shape...

2. What is up with the oil!?!?!?!?

I thought we're suppose to be Homo Sapien Sapiens????? Whatever happened to renewable energy and all that jazz???? Are we to ride our bikes to school to save for rising gas prices?????
Oh, for heavens sake the stupid politicking must stop!!!!! If we all want to survive this world....

Perhaps the most drastic thing would be drilling in the Spratlys or in Russia...

3. Me and my stupid emotions

Okay, maybe my emotions are not stupid but I just feel so alone!!!! Haha... kidding... I have been in emotional rollercoasters lately and believe me, they are NOT fun...

4. Britney

All you need is the first name coz you know which one I'm talking about... She had gone awol!!! She is on crack, heroin, LSD, mj's, mushrooms and every other drug known to the world... (Is she on steroids as well???) Poor lil Miss Louisiana. She was Ms. Perfect now she's Ms. Cuckoo... Good thing the kids are with the Fed.

PRAY FOR ME AND AJSS!!!

5. MUNA

I wanna go to MUNA!!!! I WANNA GO!!!! Ms. please let me go... I remember everything so vividly...

Kristoffer Munden: That is in order, please proceed...
Henry Sackville Hamilton: Chair. point of personal privilege?

SEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I even remember a conversation about SEYCHELLES between Kris and Maria

THAT's all for now... I don't feel stressed no more... CIAO!!!!

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